Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched HALLOWEEN KILLS, the new horror sequel from Director David Gordon Green. Will the fellas stab a lady with a flourescent bulb? Or will they gouge a man’s eyes out? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to seem like you’re dead but then turn out to still be alive! Bon Appétit!

Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Michael, and special guest Josh Lewis of LETTERS FROM CAMP BLOOD, watched CIGARETTE BURNS, the Masters of Horror episode from Director John Carpenter. Will the fellas take a deep drag off this tasty cig? Or will the cough but never get off? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to thread your intestines through a film projector! Bon Appétit!

Happy Carpentober, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THEY LIVE, the sci-fi action classic from Director John Carpenter. Will the boys kick ass? Or will they chew bubble gum? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to fight your best friend for seven minutes! Bon Appétit!

It’s all in your head, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to\

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched MALIGNANT, the gonzo-horror from Director James Wan. Will the friends worship at the alter of insanity? Or will they pray for the movie to end? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to pull on your tight, black gloves! Bon Appétit!

Freeze, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Jon, and special guest Chad Riden watched POLICE ACADEMY 2, the charming story of some new cops who shoot first and ask questions later. Will the boys celebrate the Glutes of Gutenberg? Or will they lament the lack of a busty cop? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time for Bobcat to do that yelling thing he used to do! Bon Appétit!

Tootskie, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, the dark comedy from Director Martin Scorsese. Will the fellas laugh like they’re on drugs? Or will they cry like they’re on way too many drugs? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex on top of a million dollars! Bon Appétit!

I’m Mr. Lonely, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched KAJILLIONAIRE, the dark comedy from writer/director Miranda July. Will the boys laugh at all the quirky humor? Or will they cry at all the quirky humor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kiss a beautiful Latina! Bon Appétit!

Let’s kill ourselves, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched THE SUICIDE SQUAD, the sequel or is it a reboot or is it a reimagination by Director James Gunn. Will the fellas love the irreverent humor and ultra violence? Or will they wish for a huge shark man to eat their head? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kill your Mom with polka dots! Bon Appétit!

The Empty Man made me do it, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE EMPTY MAN, the supernatural Scientolog-ish thriller starring James Badge Dale. Will the boys enjoy the twists and turns of this long Twilight Zone episode? Or will they feel like they got a helicopter dropped on their heads? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to repeatedly stab yourself in the face with scissors! Bon Appétit!

You’re shivering, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, the prestige serial killer movie starring Matt Damon. Will the fellas love a trip through the dark and decadent lives of the rich and murderous? Or will they end up feeling like they’ve been brained with a bust? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to hit the man you love with an oar! Bon Appétit!