Ahoy, there, trash people! Welcome to the first foray of FOOD COURT, wherein Sean & Jon take you on a tour of that double-edged/double-sided dumpster fire that is your local cineplex.

First up is a heaping helping of Cruise & Cavill onanism, but if you think that’s a bad thing…..well, you’ve come to the wrong place! Mission Impossible: Fallout‘s the film and it’s brought to you by an assortment of suspect culinary choices sampled from ye olde Opry Mills Mall in Nashville, TN.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit!