Food Court: A movie podcast where Jon, Sean, and Michael watch shit, judge shit, and, most importantly, eat shit. We are the law!

Sean Parrot Sean Parrott is a comedian, musician, and there is no third thing. He realizes this is not Tinder but wants you to know he is single and that all the true crime books on his shelf are no cause for alarm. He also enjoys writing in the third person.

Favorite Movie: The Third Man if he’s trying to impress people and Speed Racer if he’s with someone he really trusts

Favorite Actor: Kurt Period Russell Period

Favorite Food Court Food: Sweetfire Chicken, Orange Chicken, Lo Mein, Mountain Dew

Jon Burr

Jon Burr is a musician, actor, filmmaker, and bullshit artist. He can usually be found agog in front of a screen of some sort or concocting his latest get-poor-quick scheme. So long as you don’t make prolonged eye contact or bare your teeth, he’s mostly harmless.

Favorite Movie: Manhunter

Favorite Actor: Michael Caine

Favorite Food Court Food: Stromboli from Sbarro on a bed of Chow Mein from Panda Express, followed by at least 4 Tums and 0.3 ccs of insulin

Michael Hampton

Michael Hampton is an absurdist artist dabbling in drawing, animation, editing, music, and goofy vids. He spends most of his time wondering what existence really is, cooking meals, talking to himself, thinking about being outside, going outside, playing video games, crying, masturbating, and reading two or three times a year. He’s Michael to most, Mampy to some, and mostly glad to be here sometimes.

Favorite Movie: Orpheus by Jean Cocteau or Paddington 2

Favorite Actor: Debra Messing

Favorite Food Court Food: Chicken Gyro with lettuce, tomato, tabbouleh, jalapenos, black olives, feta cheese, cucumber sauce and seasoned fries on the side