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Sean and special guests Michael Hampton and Seth Pomeroy saw JOKER, the newest take on the Clown Prince Of Crime. Will Todd Philips stick the landing from frat comedy to comic book brutalism? Or has Joaquin’s self-flagellation finally gone too far? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this clown Taxi ain’t gonna Drive(r) itself! Bon Appetit! 

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Jon and Sean saw The Shining, the horror classic now in 4K (We’re glad they added the extra K.)  Will the boys revel in the measured pace of the Kubrick classic? Or will they #cancel the K-man? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we are completely unreliable assholes! Bon Appetit!

Catch some space Zs, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Sean saw Ad Astra, the new space meditation by critical darling James Gray. Will Brad’s performance be (inter)Stellar? Or will it feel 2001 hours long? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because my daddy didn’t wuv me! Bon Appetit!

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Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw Hustlers, the based-on-a-true story of two strippers with a heart of darkness. Will a healthy combination of crime and jiggling bring a smile to your face? Or will the “squad goals” not be “a mood”? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to slip drugs into a man’s drink! Bon Appetit!

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Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) saw IT: Chapter 2, the newest big budget adaptation of the Stephen King horror classic(?) Will the sort-of-Star-studded cast shine brightly? Or will the movie be three hours long for some goddamn reason? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to drool while we talk to kids! Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon saw Don’t Let Me Go, the new time thriller from Blumhouse. Will David Oyelowo prevent a crime that has already happened? Or will the audience be mostly confused and occasionally horrified? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to brutally murder a child more than one time… Bon Appetit!

Get a clue, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher saw Ready Or Not, the new not-quite remake of Clue. Will the murders satisfy our incessant blood lust? Or will we just be back at the theater next week to sip on more blood? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid, because it’s time to ask, “Are you sure that’s not Margot Robbie?” Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon saw Apocalypse Now: The Final Very Last Cut, the very most final cut of Francis Ford Coppola’s Vietnam classic. Will this new cut still have Marlon Brando? Or is it just two and a half hours of Larry Fishburne dancing with his shirt off? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to say “the horror!” Bon Appetit!

Where’s my big toe, Food Courtiers? It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Special Guest Michael Hampton saw Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, the new YA scary movie based on the popular book series. Will it be a spooky treat for all ages? Or milquetoast macabre for no one at all? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to slowly chase a teen! Bon Appetit!

Oil up your pecs, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Special Guest Brian Bates (@brianbatescomic) saw Fast & Furious Presents: The Rock (Hobbs?) & (vs?) Shaw (Jason Statham!) Will the boys blow ’em up real good? Or will they blow it very badly? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to go to Samoa! Bon Appetit!