Alright Wood Hollies, let’s get Hollywoodin’! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Jon and Sean saw Once Upon a Time dot dot dot in Hollywood, the brand new comedy (?) from soon-to-be-cancelled Quentin Tarantino. Will this blast from the past from the (alternate) past be a blast? Or has Tarantino finally disappeared up his own ass? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to slap your dirty feet on the dashboard! Bon Appetit!

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Satenya, Food Lions! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Laura Peek saw The Lion King (2019), the new “Live Action” remake from the makers of all media, Walt Disney Fascist Movie Corp. Will this new version of the cartoon classic be a total waste of time? Or will it be something far worse? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pale in comparison to the original! Bon Appetit!

Don’t jump, Hair Pies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Sean saw MIDSOMMAR, the new folk horror movie from Director Ari Aster. Will this new adventure in violence and toxic relationships click (wink) like Hereditary? Or will the sophomore slump hit Aster as it did our dear Mr. Peele? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to hit an old man with a wooden hammer! Bon Appetit!

Love is in the air, Food Spiders! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and special guest Matt Boyd (@mattnealboyd) saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, the newest adventure from our favorite web-slinger. Will Spidey swing into our hearts like he did in Homecoming? Or will the ghost of (Spoiler Alert) Iron Man haunt them? Tune in to find it!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to confess our love (for infinite earths)! Bon Appetit!

Use The Force, Food Soldiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean, Jon and filmmaker/comedian/shitbird Seth Pomeroy (@sethpomeroy) saw the latest installment in the revered Star Wars franchise – this chapter curiously titled “Child’s Play”! Wait, what? It’s a reboot of The Chuckie Franchise? You don’t say! Wait well then why is Mark Hamill in it? WHAT?! Where the fuck is Brad Dourif?! Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, turn off your murderous phones, and pop some antacid because it’s time to PLAY WITH CHILDREN! Bon Appetit!

Take the beach, Food Soldiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and Jon saw Saving Private Ryan, the little seen World War 2 drama from Art House Director Stefan Spielburg. Will they save Private Ryan? Or will he die like so many of our boys did on that fateful D-Day? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pray before we murder Nazis! Bon Appetit!

Kill the head, Food Chuggers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw The Dead Don’t Die, the new star-studded zombie comedy from Jim Jarmusch. Does Jim have a clever twist to bring to the tired zombie genre? Or should no one ever make a zombie movie ever again? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to break the fourth wall so hard you skin your knees on popcorn kernels! Bon Appetit!

Food Muties, to me! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and Jon watched “X-Men: Dark Phoenix”, Sony’s mercifully final foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Will the flimsy filmic analog for the civil rights movement give us one more mutagen-muddled thrill ride or will the children of the atom let us down one last time before going the way of the dodo (or The Fantastic Four)? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to wonder just what the fuck happened to Magneto between 1992 and 2000 to make him go from Fassbender’s muscular cock diesel spy hunter to Ian McKellan’s ballbag chess-playing Old Maid. Bon Appetit!

Sew your mouth shut, Food Cretins! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw “Ma,” the new thriller starring Octavia Spencer. Will this classic tale of teens being befriended by an older woman who has a dark past thrill? Or will it spill (which is bad)? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to put on your denim hat that is bedazzled with the word “sexy!” Bon Appetit!

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Sean and special guest Gary Fletcher of Which Is Better? podcast saw the new live-action (is it really?) remake of Aladdin. Will Will Smith rob Robin Williams of his genie crown? Or will remaking a beloved movie and only changing it slightly turn out to be as bad of an idea as it sounds if you just say it out loud? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to stare at some sexy people in colorful outfits! Bon Appetit!