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Jon and Sean saw the new sci-fi meditation from Claire Denis. Will Robert Pattinson sparkle in space? Or will the black hole of sadness eat us alive? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to ride the fuck machine! Bon Apetit!

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Sean and Jon saw The Intruder, which stars the least of the Quaid Dynasty which, if you are following Randy’s career and/or social media accounts, really is saying something. Will Dennis’ forays out of the Christian Canine genre provide as many chills and thrills as Randy’s tweets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some cocaine, ’cause this Intruder is not so alert. Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon saw Avengers: Endgame, the latest and greatest installment in the Marvel cinematic universe. Do the boys mean “greatest” because it’s a spellbinding Wagnerian 4-color epic that just won’t quit? Or are the boys being overly literal because the movie clocks in at over THREE HOURS? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids and maybe even some tissues because ERRBODY GETS TO CRY IN THIS ONE! Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon, with special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Curse of La Llorona, the new spook show from The Conjuring cinematic universe. Will this be another simple and effective scare machine like some of the CCU’s best? Or will it be more like The Nun 2: Nunner One Stunner? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to drown your sons! Bon Apetit!

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By popular demand, Jon and Sean saw Hellboy, the new remake of that movie that didn’t come out very long ago from once-promising director Neil Marshall. Is this the third remake we’ve done in a row? How many severed heads were there? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to shine up that cleavage! Bon Apetit!

Mourn your dead child, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Jon, Sean and special guest Josh Lewis took a quiet job in the country and saw Pet Sematary, the new remake of the horror classic. Will this be a reimagining on the level of The Fly or The Thing? Or a remix on the level of our wokest feelings about Remix to Ignition? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to say goodbye to your Achilles’ tendon! Bon Appetit!

Strap on your fake arm, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and special guests Gary Fletcher and Michael Hampton snorted some feathers to see Dumbo, Tim Burton’s remake of the children’s classic. Will Tim’s fantastical eye be the perfect thing to bring the big-eared pachyderm back to the screen? Or will his unbroken streak of mediocre to horrible films continue unabated? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to put on a wig and chew some scenery. Bon Appetit!

Get out your scissors, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Jon and Sean donned their red jump suits to see Us, the new horror movie from Jordan Peele, starring Lupita Nyong’o. Will Peele’s new nightmare live up to the promise of Get Out? Or will the dreaded sophomore slump rear its ugly, but actually it looks exactly like me, head? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kill your self! Bon Appetit!

Strap on your bug blocking necklace, Food Courtheads! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and Jon were turned into a pink mist by alien weapons while seeing Captive State, the new sci-fi thriller starring John Goodman. Will hard sci-fi be the perfect genre to talk about our treacherous times? Or is Trump a great president (the greatest president?) and not deserving of such pointed commentary? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because you’re a good man John Goodman! Bon Appetit!