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Jon and Sean slipped into something more comfortable (a bomber jacket) and saw Captain Marvel, the newest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Television Universe (MCTU.) Will Captain Marvel and her star-studded cast burn up the screen with their talent? Or will it crumble under the weight of its own 90s references? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because we’ve got the need…the NEED FOR SPEED! Bon Appetit!

Hey now, gym rats! It’s time for a very special CROSSOVER episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean, Jon, and Chuck Anderson from Fastbreak Breakfast NBA Podcast (@fastbreakbreak) watched High Flying Bird, Stephen Soderbergh’s latest foray into the sports film genre and, this time, he shot it all on a dang iPhone! Will ol’ Steve remember to turn the phone sideways before he hits record? Will Chuck & Jon be able to recreate their chemistry on a different podcast court (Jon happens to be one of the hosts of Fastbreak Breakfast)? Does Sean know enough about basketball to even keep up? Tune in to find out!

So pump up your Reebok’s, wipe the soles of your shoes, grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to hoop it up! Bon Appetit!

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Sean, Jon, and Atlanta-based comedian Joe Kelley watched Fighting With My Family, the new WWE films Rasslin Movie from……wait for it………Stephen Merchant! Can Vince Vaughn shake off the ring rust in a truly twisted casting choice as an ersatz Dusty Rhodes or will this be a No Holds Barred Dookie Drive-In Special? Tune in to find out!

What we want right now is for all you fat, pencil-necked, rooty-poo candy-assed sweathogs to shut your mouth and grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s Wrestlemania ‘round these parts! Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon watched Alita: Battle Angel, the new robo manga fight fest from Robert Rodriguez. Will Christoph and his robo baby Waltz away with the filmic victory? Or does CGI stand for Can’t Get Into (it)? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to cut a man in half with a Martian sword! Bon Appetit!

Saw off your rifles, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Jon and Sean watched Cold Pursuit, the new dark dramedy starring the problematic man who shall not be named, two guys from The Wire, and WILLIAM FUCKING FORSYTHE. Will revenge be as sweet as a steaming hot bowl of deer stew? Or do gallows humor and controversy not mix? How long can Tom Bateman keep a straight face doing a full on Heath Ledger Joker impression? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to kill a guy named Speedo! Bon Appetit!

Polish your spheres, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and Jon watched Velvet Buzzsaw, the new horror/comedy(?) starring Jake Gyllenhall. Will this art-world satire splash blood around like a sanguine Pollack? Or will the Netflix curse of mediocrity strike again? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to tease the Hoboman! Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon welcome special guest Michael Hampton as they watch Destroyer, the new thriller starring Nicole Kidman. Will the twists and turns blow our minds like a bank heist dye pack? Or will Nicole’s makeup not make it? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to stare at seagulls! Bon Appetit!

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Sean and Jon grew some sexy stubble to see Replicas, the new sci-fi thriller starring Keanu Reeves. Will Keanu use his badass kung-fu to kick a clone through a window? Or will schlock whisk Jon away to the sunny shores of napland? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to tear our own faces off! Bon Appetit!

Get a clue, Food Courtneys! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to.

Sean and Jon welcome special guest Carter Glascock to lock in with Escape Room, the new thriller from the Director of the fourth(?) Insidious movie. Will the puzzles please the palate of these three Pjorkers? Or will the boys be torn apart by a Saw ripoff? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s time to find the key and get the hell out of here! Bon Appetit!

Get out your magnifying glass, Food Courtesans! It’s time for a new episode of FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Sean donned their deerstalker hats to see Holmes and Watson, starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Will the duo re-capture the magic of Talladega Nights? Or will the mystery of comedy remain unsolved? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacids because it’s elementary, my dear Watson! Bon Appetit!