Shit Happens, Food Courtesans! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Josh Lewis (@thejoshfromtn) from the horror movie podcast “Letters From Camp Blood” take in “Predator 2, Stephen Hopkins’ suitably slick and stylish continuation of the Predator franchise. Can the likes of Danny Glover, Bill fuckin Paxton, Gary Motherfucking Busey, and the greatest group of extras ever assembled in movie history hold a candle to Arnold’s OG Classic? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Pussyfaces!

Knock knock, Food Court Jesters! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

To Catch The Predator Month is back in session as Sean & Jon, along with Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) from the hit podcasts “Cocaine & Rhinestones” and “Your Favorite Band Sucks”, take in “The Predator”, Shane Black’s presumably holiday-flavored take on the Predator franchise. Can Mssr. Black return Predator to its nascent, neon-fantastic roots or will the franchise continue limping towards total laughingstock status? Tune in to find out!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, and stick around!

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Food Courtesans: CIA got you pushing too many pencils? It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean & Jon got WAY too excited for Shane Black’s return to the Predator film franchise and foolishly decided to rope their buddies into a full-fledged filmic foray into the series by starting at the very beginning: the granddaddy of em all, John McTiernan’s 1987 classic “Predator”. Their first victim is the one and only Michael Hampton (@hichaelmampton) and next week we shall dive into the new flick with Tyler Mahan Coe (@tylermahancoe) from the hit podcasts “Cocaine & Rhinestones” and “Your Favorite Band Sucks”! We will be bobbing and weaving in and out of the Predator movies for the next month, depending on how much Adrien Brody and/or xenomorph-on-xenomorph crime our quivering livers can handle.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, for we ain’t got time to bleed!

 

Buckle up, heads! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo have been rejoined! Jon & Sean take in Panos Cosmatos’ “Mandy”, starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It reminded one of us of early Michael Mann, with bits of good Ridley Scott and maybe a pinch of Jodorowsky. It reminded your other humble host of other things entirely. Who was thrilled?! Who was slightly bored?! Give it a listen and find out. Ps the deadly wheel of meals was definitely spun this episode, much to our collective tummy’s terror.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans, for it is a heady trip.

Sup, dogged denizens of sights, sounds, and succulence?! It’s time for another episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movie halls so you don’t have to!

Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo have been tearfully torn apart this week so in Jon’s stead steps the one and lonely Michael Hampton! He joins Sean for “A-X-L”, a film Jon has never heard of and can thusly not give you, dear reader, any further info regarding. He can, however, assure you that Panda Express served as the accoutrements for this cinematic survey. Will the movie hold up to the lofty heights of the glorious Honey Chicken gobbled up by your Food Courtesans? Give it a listen and find out.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Court Jesters.

Signing on, searchers of sights, sounds, and succulence! It’s time for the fifth episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movies halls so you don’t have to!

Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo Sean & Jon log in to watch the latest found footage/shared screen suspense thriller “Searching”. Will John Cho’s latest trailblazing effort as a leading man hit the mark or will he have to keep……searching? Mother, forgive me. Give it a listen and find out.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans

A ten hut, jingoistic joiners in sights, sounds, and succulence! It’s time for the fourth episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movies halls so you don’t have to!

Your guilty pleasure filmwatching duo Sean & Jon take in the latest volley from the guilty pleasure filmmaking duo of Peter Berg & Mark Wahlberg. Will their latest missive be an overly patriotic hellride that leaves your toothy twosome enthralled or will it be……an overly patriotic hellride that leaves us with a bad case of bubble guts? Explosive fun or tragic misfire? Give it a listen and find out. 

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Court Jesters!

 

Ahoy there, pescatarian purveyors of puerile sights, sounds, and succulence! It’s time for the third episode of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movies halls so you don’t have to!

We welcome our first and best guest, comedian and filmmaker Michael Hampton, as we plumb the depths of this summer’s wettest blockbuster, the Rainn Wilson vehicle THE MEG! That’s right, we brave the riptide with Dwayne Scrote, The Transporter, and a whole host of actors that I am pretty sure are Crazy, Rich Asians. Land, ho!

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans!

 

Welcome back, purveyors of puerile sights, sounds, and succulence! It’s episode two of FOOD COURT, your new favorite podcast where we brave the malls and movies halls so you don’t have to!

Welp, it only took us one episode to veer wildly off-format, but fear not, dear listeners, your humble narrators found some non-food court sustenance nearby, and it paired quite nicely with BLINDSPOTTING, the debut film from director Carlos Lopez Estrada and writers/stars Daveed Diggs and Rafael Casal. The Panda Express was not looking very Express-y so this episode’s Edibles was brought to you by El Mariachi, a delightfully downtrodden Mexican joint near the one and only Regal Cinemas on Thompson Lane – you know, the Bollywood joint.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit, Food Courtesans!

 

Ahoy, there, trash people! Welcome to the first foray of FOOD COURT, wherein Sean & Jon take you on a tour of that double-edged/double-sided dumpster fire that is your local cineplex.

First up is a heaping helping of Cruise & Cavill onanism, but if you think that’s a bad thing…..well, you’ve come to the wrong place! Mission Impossible: Fallout‘s the film and it’s brought to you by an assortment of suspect culinary choices sampled from ye olde Opry Mills Mall in Nashville, TN.

Grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and get out your antacids, because it’s time to feast your ears on some celluloid cellulite! Bon Appetit!