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Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 142: Space Jam: A New Legacy (or, Double Drivel)



Space Ham

That’s gonna leave a mark, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY, the cursed sequel to the beloved, by some, 90s movie/commercial. Will the boys have a great time having a bad time? Or will they just have a bad time? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s gasp for air as IP gets stuffed down your throat! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 141: Sneakers (or, Ocean’s 5)



Indecipherable Long Island Gibberish

It’s about the information, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Michael and Jon watched SNEAKERS, the heist movie starring Robert Redford. Will the fellas delight in the quirky ensemble cast? Or will they crash a few commuter jets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to yell “Martyyyyyyyyy!” Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 140: CRANK 2 (or, Look Who’s Cranking Too)



The DANCEporter

Full body tourettes, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, the coked out sequel from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the boys enjoy the absolute madness? Or will they do a very bad Statham impression and say, “It’s little much, init?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to kick a severed head into a swimming pool! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 139: CRANK (or, Crank Nugs)



Crank one out, y’all

Suck your own dick, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched CRANK, the maxi-action comedy from Neveldine and Taylor. Will the chums feel the crank slamming into their veins? Or will they shoot too much junk and end up drooling on the bathroom floor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to have sex in public! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 138: The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (or, Even The Devil Wouldn’t Do This)



Not one single scare within a million miles of this, dear listener, despite the odious homages

Love conquers all, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Jon, and Michael watched THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT, the new demon possession whodunit. Will the boys be sitting at the edge of their seat? Or slumped back in it, half asleep? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time run from the meatloaf zombie! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 137: Army of the Dead (or, Yawn of the Dead)



It’s Not Often You Miss John Leguizombie, But Here We Are

Zombie tiger, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched ARMY OF THE DEAD, the new zombie movie from visionary director Zack Snyder! Will the fellas have a rollicking zombie-killing time? Or will they wish they were killed in the opening credits? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to be quiet because the zombies are sleeping! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 136: Oxygen (or, Airheads Rejoice!)



Nope-Rah

Breathe in, breathe out, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Jon and Michael watched OXYGEN, the sci-fi thriller from Director Alexandre Aja, starring Melanie Laurent! Will the healthcare horrors consume your humble podcasters? Or will they bite back? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to wriggle around in a tight space, s’il vous plait! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 135: Annabelle: Creation (or, Howdy Moody)



Chucky > All Other Doll Horror

Girls and Dolls, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched ANNABELLE: CREATION, the demon doll horror movie from Director David F. Sandberg! Will the chums jump out of their seat? Or will they jump out of their seat? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because who cares, RUN! Bon Appétit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 134: Star Wars: A New Hope (or, Rise Of The Porkins)



A Triptych

May the Force be with you, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Michael watched STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE, the sci-fi classic from George Lucas! Will the fellas think it’s out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed in a trash compactor? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pepto because it’s time to these are not the droids you’re looking for! Bon Appetit!

Food Court Movie Podcast Episode 133: Galaxy Quest (or, Nomadlandia)



O Captain, My Captain!

Never give up, Never Surrender, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and Michael watched GALAXY QUEST, the Trekkish comedy starring Tim Allen! Will the fellas think it’s out of this world? Or would they rather be crushed Gorignak? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it’s time to kiss an octopus! Bon Appetit!