Here’s your courtesy tap, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched UNHINGED, the down and dirty road rage movie starring Russell Crowe! Will the fellas delight in the hijinx of our portly anti-hero? Or will Crowe be just big enough to fail? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your pesto because it’s time to drive a truck through a cop car. Bon Appetit!

I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched TENET, the new clock-action movie from Christopher Nolan! Will the gents love this time-twisted shoot-em-up? Or will they yell the title of the 70s sitcom, “What’s happening?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop your CIA pill because it’s time to blow up a building backwards. Bon Appetit!

Every Little Things she does is magic, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched THE LITTLE THINGS, the new serial killer thriller from Denzel! Will the boys gasp as each new twist turns? Or will they pray for a swift death via shovel? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to get into a car with a suspected serial killer. Bon Appetit!

Before I kill you I’m going to throw your baby out the window, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s ZODIAC, to close Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will we get to the bottom of the best Finch? Or will we follow the clues to a dead end? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to slap a wet mimeographed driver’s license onto Dave Toschi’s front door. Bon Appetit!

THE GAME is afoot (a movie), Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher’s THE GAME, as part of Manksgiving Thanksgiving where we rank all his films! Will this be the movie that gamed the savage beasts? Or will the boys say, “the Game Over?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to steal the Yellow Pages. Bon Appetit!

His majesty prefers not to be moistened, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s GONE GIRL, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the fellas follow the clues and love the mystery? Or will they, like the tv duck, yell “Attack!”? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to slash Neil Patrick Harris’s throat while he bones you. Bon Appetit!

Here it is! He made me F her, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher’s SE7EN, as part of Manksgiving Ranksgiving where we rank all his films! Will the boys forget old acquaintances as they watch the John Doe’s horrors unfold? Or will they splash hot spaghetti sauce in their eyes that they may look no longer? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to strap on the strap-on to end all strap-ons. Bon Appetit!

Bright Light, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched Joe Dante’s GREMLINS, the charming story of a boy and his pet! Will the chums be filled with good cheer as the Gremlins murder an old lady? Or will they say humbug to all those puppets? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to put a monster in a microwave and watch its head gush blood as it explodes. Bon Appetit!

Get away from her, you bitchin’ Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Jon and special guest Jason Shawhan (The AV Club, Nashville Scene) watched David Fincher’s Alien 3 for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! And quit your grinnin’ and drop your linen, cuz this is a long one. Will the fellas reappraise this often misunderstood sci-fi housing of Fincher’s nascent directorial efforts? Or will their disdain come bursting out their chests through much offal or milky white droidstuff? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to try and hold your breath and scream at the same time! Bon Appetit!

Manks for all the memories, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s MANK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas delight in this celebration of old Hollywood? Or will they Mank their lucky stars that it’s over? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to Mank the spunky. Bon Appetit!