Benjamin over, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys love this whimsical tale about ever-encroaching death? Or will they find the Shar Pei baby too off-putting? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to towk with a southiern aaaccent. Bon Appetit!

And their blood shall be upon them, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the chums have a grand time with all the sadism? Or will the deep dive into minutiae numb their poor brains? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to find a good use for that rigid, shining dildo. Bon Appetit!

Here it is! I’m Raoul, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s PANIC ROOM for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the Courtesans delight in the dark thrills of this haunted house (by robbers)? Or will they line up for the door like Jared Leto’s corn rows? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to smoke crack. Bon Appetit!

If you’d invented Facebook, you would have invented Facebook, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched David Fincher’s THE SOCIAL NETWORK for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the boys point and click with this movie? Or does Zuck not deserve a much more lacerating bio? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because I’m the CEO, bitch! Bon Appetit!

The First rule of Food Club is we don’t talk about Food Club, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched David Fincher’s Fight Club for Manksgiving, our celebration of the work of David Fincher where we watch every one of his movies! Will the fellas get macho and eschew dainty concerns like furniture? Or will the stench of the alt-right linger in the noses of our fair heroes a bit too long? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time to destroy Jared Leto’s face. Bon Appetit!

Hey Mikey he likes it, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s HALLOWEEN and HALLOWEEN II, the classic tales of a deranged madman who wears a mask to cover up his acne. Will the boys delight in the deaths of so many teens and nurses? Or will this episode be so divisive that Michael and Sean fight a duel of death at dawn? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pepto because it’s time! Bon Appetit!

Carpentober continues, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael, and Jon watched John Carpenter presents BODY BAGS, a proud ripoff of Tales from the Crypt. Will the EC Comics stylings be so much bloody putty in Carpenter’s capable hands? Or was old John too busy playing Super Mario Kart? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in some snacks, and pop some pesto because it’s time to sip a formaldehyde martini! Bon Appetit!

Reality ain’t what it used to be, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, a movie with the silly premise that what we read and watch can drive us insane. Will the boys, as the kids say, “read Sutter Cane?” Or is 90s Carpenter better off forgotten? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, enter and empty theater, and laugh your ass off as a highlight reel of your own life plays before you! Bon Appetit!

Did you get wood, Kill Donkeys? It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Carpentober continues: Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Michael and (returning triumphantly) Jon watched John Carpenter’s VAMPIRES, the swinging dick vampire flick from old JC. Will the boys toss on their leather jackets and have a kick-ass good time? Or will they resignedly don their cowhide coats and have a butt-kicking good time? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to karate chop a man in half! Bon Appetit!

Here’s The Thing, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael watched John Carpenter’s THE THING, the goo-horror classic from, you guessed it, John Carpenter. Will the boys enjoy the mystery and intrigue of one of cinema’s classic monster movies? Or will they take a bold stance against greatness? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time for your head to explode into four parts, your skull to fall out, and a long, whip-like tongue to fall out! Bon Appetit!