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Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Michael Hampton watched The Devil All The Time, the downer drama starring Tom Holland. Will this story of a town with an evil underbelly ring true in these dark times? Or do we prefer movies that offer us an escape from such thoughts or at least some tiny amount of entertainment or didacticism? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to stew in misery! Bon Appetit!

Hey vato, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and new co-host Michael Hampton watched Tax Collector, the crime drama/Chevy commercial from Director David Ayer. Will this gritty story captivate the home theater audience? Or is this the worst Cheech and Chong movie ever? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to get a bunch of tattoos for a movie that will be instantly forgotten! Bon Appetit!

Rat patootie, Kill Donkeys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Change Willie watched RATATOUILLE, the coming-of-age rat story from Pixar. Will Brad Bird delight the senses and tug the heart strings? Or is childhood itself a scam that insufficiently prepares us for the horrors of adulthood? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to trip balls and talk to a French apparition! Bon Appetit!

Don’t you forget about me, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Brian Bates watched The Breakfast Club, the coming-of-age classic from John Hughes. Will the boys applaud The Brat Pack’s finest hour? Or should this problematic fav be destroyed forever? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to break glass with the force of your weed scream! Bon Appetit!

What’s that behind you, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched HOST, the Zoom ghost story from Director Rob Savage. Will this be cinema’s next great evolution? Or is entertainment just what the government uses to distract us from the inevitability of our extinction? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to invite a demonic presence into your house! Bon Appetit!

There can be only one, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Move theaters no longer exist so Sean and special guest Josh Lewis watched The Old Guard, the immortal mercenary movie starring Charlize Theron. Will Charlize reach the heights of Fury Road once again? Or was even bringing up Fury Road a huge mistake? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to get our your weird circle axe! Bon Appetit!

Yo Adrian, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carl Roberts III watched Over The Top, the estranged family arm wrestle festival starring Sylvester “Sly” Stallone. Will Stallone’s veiny arms win the day? Or should they change the name to Under The Bottom? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to arm wrestle a punk on a pinball machine! Bon Appetit!

Mimsy and coral, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Jamie Bradley watched DEAD RINGERS, the gynecological love story from director David Cronenberg. Will Jeremy reign over acting with an Irons fist? Or will two Jers mean double trouble? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to roll out your gynecological instruments for operating on mutant women! Bon Appetit!

The only good bug is a dead bug, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Mark Anundson watched Starship Troopers, the anti-hate satire from director Paul Verhoeven. Will Johnny Rico make us laugh and then make us think? Or will the battle sequences fall flat as a bug under your boot? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to get naked in the co-ed shower! Bon Appetit!

I want to be a tennis pro, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Carter Glascock watched Seconds, the sci-fi thriller starring Rock Hudson. Will Rock make us think twice about getting experimental surgery from a mysterious organization? Or is this just a long episode of the Twilight Zones? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to stomp some grapes with some pagans! Bon Appetit!