Whammy Burger, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched Falling Down, the alt-right fantasy starring Michael Douglas. Will Mikey Dougie get his fast food breakfast? Or will we learn an important lesson (don’t be bad?) Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to not understand the concept of inflation and wish everything cost what it did in the 60’s! Bon Appetit!

Don’t let go, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh “The Judge” Lewis watched Cliffhanger, the rock-climbing action spectacular starring Sylvester “Sly” Stallone. Will our muscles be sore from the non-stop tension of watching Stallone’s muscles be ripped? Or will Renny Harlin lose his grip and drop us, screaming, into a chasm? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to shoot a kind old expressionist painter! Bon Appetit!

What in the SAM HELL, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Rob “Hot Sauce” Haynes watched Hell Comes To Frogtown, the Dystopian Mad Maxian sex romp starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Will the Rowdy One bring us all the one-liner madness we love and respect? Or is the future so dark we don’t gotta wear shades? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because you have aroused the three snakes! Bon Appetit!

Raricia Rilverstone, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Michael Hampton watched Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, the “live action?” remake of the cartoon classic. Will this be a fitting sequel to the Academy Award winning classic Scooby Doo? Or was that last sentence a lie? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to rill rourself! Bon Appetit!

I am the law, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Gary Fletcher watched DREDD, the brutal future cop blood-bath from Alex Garland. Will Karl Urban grimace his way to a winner? Or will a movie about cops killing without oversight feel too much like a certain present time we don’t wish to name? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to gutturally bark the phrase “Hot Shot!” Bon Appetit!

Poop, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Seth Pomeroy watched CAPONE, the boom-boom biopic starring Tom Hardy. Will Josh Trank redeem himself after the crushing failure of Fant4stic (that’s really how it‘s formatted on the posters)? Or will the dumps just keep on dumpin’? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to call an alligator a bum! Bon Appetit!

Boo, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Terrified, the Argentinian monster movie on Shudder. Will the big bad monster kill people real good? Or will the inter-dimensional scares trap us inside a cabinet with glass in our eyes? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to give a dead kid some milk! Bon Appetit!

Pew pew, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis watched Extraction, the new action movie from The Russo Brothers. Will Thor kill them real good? Or will this be just another steaming pile of Asgarbage? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to beat up children! Bon Appetit!

I can walk, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Movie theaters no longer exist so Sean and Jon dove into UPGRADE, the sci-fi horror classic from Leigh Whannell. Will the boys gush more than a 90s fruit snack? Or will they rip the movie apart like a strip of a different 90s fruit snack: Fruit by the Foot? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to break a man’s humerus and shoot him with his own bio-mechanical arm gun! Bon Appetit!

Show me the money, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Greed, the new satire from Michael Winterbottom. Will this comedy insightfully slice and dice the lifestyles of the rich and famous? Or will it crash like the stock market? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to deposit all of our vast wealth in tax-free offshore accounts! Bon Appetit!