He’s right behind you, Food Victims! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw The Invisible Man, the sequel to Tom Cruise’s the Mummy. Can Leigh Whannell re-reach the high heights of Upgrade? Or has all his skill DISAPPEARED? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to for a floating knife to cut all our throats! Bon Appetit!

Ow wooooo, Food Wolves! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean, Jon, and special guest Josh Lewis, saw The Call Of The Wild, the very newest CGI dog movie of all time. Will this heartwarming tale of a codger and his dog heal the nation? Or is it just a mocap man pretending to be dog and, thus, deeply uncomfortable? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to find a 7 foot tall black guy in the Yukon! Bon Appetit!

Heil, Food Courtlers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Jojo Rabbit, the “anti-hate satire” from Taika Waititi. Will this tale of a Hitler Youth resonate with our current political climate? Or is everyone who watches it, in fact, a Nazi? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to unsuccessfully attempt to tie our (spoiler) dead Mom’s shoes! Bon Appetit!

Ca Caw, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Birds Of Prey: The Fantabulous Etc. Of Harley Quinn, the sequel to the universally reviled (but profitable) Suicide Squad. Will Margot Robbie’s irresistible charm save the day? Or does DC still stand for Dumb Crap? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to kick ass with roller skates! Bon Appetit!

There’s a sassy duck, Food Courterlies! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Michael Hampton saw Doolittle, the newest remake of the not-very-beloved classic(?). Will Robert Downey Jr. reprise his role as the only interesting thing in a huge CG mess? Or can no one save this trash? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to pull
some armor out of a dragon’s ass! Bon Appetit!

Cheerio, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw The Gentlemen, the new meta-crime comedy from Guy Ritchie. Will Ritchie’s cleverness have us dancing on the ceiling? Or will we be wishing for his glory days to come back and say, “Hello, is it me you’re looking for?” Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because RACISM! Bon Appetit!

Splash, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Josh Lewis saw UNDERWATER, the wettest, wildest ocean monster movie since The Meg. Will Kristen bring some serious Ripley energy? Or will T.J. Miller bring some serious T.J. Miller energy? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because I love moon pies! Bon Appetit!

JELLICLE, Food Courtiers! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon and special guest Michael Hampton brought CATS before the Food Court Of Appeals, to see if we need to put these kittens down. Will we unlock the mystery and truly understand the masterpiece CATS truly is? Or is it just the kitty-litter covered turd we always thought it was? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because Jennifer Hudson’s snot reserves are running out! Bon Appetit!

You’re a Jew again, Food Courtneys! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and Jon saw Uncut Gems, the newest discomfort machine from The Safdie Brothers. Will Adam Sandler be able to pull from his deep well of talent to play an irritating Jewish man? Or will it be SafDEEZ NUTS? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because this is how we win! Bon Appetit!

Meesa Skywalker, Food Courtesans! It’s time for FOOD COURT, your favorite podcast, where we brave the malls and the movie halls so you don’t have to!

Sean and special guest Seth Pomeroy saw Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, the final film in what they have now decided to call The Skywalker Saga. Will J.J. Abrams tap into the fun and adventure of a classic Star War? Or was digging up Carrie Fisher’s corpse for one last Wars as crass and icky as it sounds? Tune in to find out!

So grab your popcorn, sneak in your snacks, and pop some antacid because it’s time to meet grandpa! Bon Appetit!